I slammed the button on my alarm clock to snooze another five minutes of shut eye.
"Boy, get out of bed, now!" my uncle yelled.
"K," I responded, still trying to hang on to the faint tendrils of the good dream I was having.
I heard my uncle's footsteps retreat from the hallway to the kitchen. I sighed and got out of bed, ready to face the day.
At the table, I poured myself some cereal and milk.
"Come home straight after school, you have chores to do. We have guests tonight at seven," my uncle said, finishing his cup of coffee.
"K," I responded, scooping up a spoonful of lucky charms into my mouth.
"All right, well, I'll see you, have a good day."
"K--" I began to say, and stopped, blinking as my uncle left the house.
I couldn't say my normal phrase, "Have a stupid day, sir."
Uncle Tom didn't notice.
"...k?" I said and my eyes widened in horror. "K. K. K.... K!"
'No effing way...' I thought. 'This better go away when I get to school...'
On the bus to school, I got a text message.
Hey, meet you before first period? It was from my best buddy, Kevin. Kevin can be stupid at times, but a good guy. My fingers hovered over the letters and found myself unable to press anything else besides the infernal letter, k.
'Fuck. Fuuuck this,' I thought.
K... I responded the text and put my phone away.
"Hey Jon, how's your morning going?" the cute girl across the aisle from me asked.
I looked at her, trying to figure out how to communicate anything else besides k. I grunted with a shrug.
"Were you able to get all your math problems done?"
I nodded my head and raised one finger.
"...but you didn't finish one problem?" she guessed, frowning for a moment. I nodded, smiling. She studied me for a moment.
"You can't talk, can you?" she asked.
I nodded emphatically in response.
"Aw, sorry to hear that. You should learn sign language if you can't talk."
I blinked, wondering if I could sign anything else besides k. She showed me the letter A.
To my utter frustration, my hand refused to copy her hand. The cute girl frowned again.
"Maybe another time?" she asked as I sighed, leaning my head against the seat in front of me. I nodded.
Today was not going to be a good day.
"Yo Jon!" my friend called out to me as I walked to the door of our class, math class.
I waved in response.
"Let's go in," Kevin said. "No one else is in!"
"K."
We took our usual spots, and he looked at me. "So... I was thinking we should make some crayon soup."
I raised an eyebrow. Typical, he came to school high. This was going to be funny to watch.
"K."
"Can you come over today?" he asked. I shook my head. "Oh... why?"
I stared at him, trying to figure out how to relay what I had to do after school with my uncle.
"What's going on?" Kevin asked, "Dog catch your tongue?" He giggled.
I shook my head.
"K... k... keh... k..." I stammered, trying to force myself to speak.
"Are you trying to say my name? I'll help you!" he said, leaning forward. "Say after me. Keh..."
I stared at him, unsure if I should be appreciative that he was willing to be so focused on helping me or not finding me weird.
"K... Keh..."
"Keeeeh..." Kevin said.
"K.. Keeh..."
"Keeeh.... come on! You can do it! Keeeh-vvv..."
"Keeeeh... keeeeh... kaaaay."
"What are you two doing?" a pair of girl entered the room and one asked them.
"Are you high?" the other girl asked, raising an eyebrow.
I shook my head, giving up the exercise.
"Whatever, losers..." the first girl said, rolling her eyes.
"Loser," I said, scowling. I blinked. "Loser. Loser... LOSER?!"
'Oh, fuck, nooo,' I thought, widening my eyes in horror.
The girls scowled while Kevin laughed, repeating after me.
"Loser! Loooooser! Ha-ha-haahaha! Loser! Neener, neener, y'all a loser!"
I hit my head against the desk, wanting to find a hole to hide for the rest of the day.